Why are SliceTruck customers so good looking?
One thing I've noticed being on the SliceTruck is that our customers are a really good looking group of people. Why is this? Why is the sky blue, and the grass green? Some things just naturally happen and good looking people really loving the SliceTruck is just natural. Does this mean that ugly people dislike the SliceTruck? What's a dikfer? I don't know but I do know that unattractive people naturally eat elsewhere. Why is this important? Because Brad and Angelina are breaking up and we should all think about that and this simultaneously.
Please note: Brad Pitt nor Angelina Jolie have never eaten at the SliceTruck. What does that mean? I think it means they or one of them have eaten there, but the fact is neither of them have not. Never have they both not eaten SliceTruck pizza, nor do they simply plan to not eat at SliceTruck. It hasn't happened and probably won't happen. It would be unnatural.