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Sunday, February 14, 2016

Put your money where your mouth is and prove your love

Do you love me?...... Really? " I love you's some chocolate. Let's make love!"

Alright, you are not the most romantic guy. Nor the classiest. You have trouble showing her how much she means to you. This Valentine's day you want to get her something that says, " I love you. Without you I would be a lesser man. You Baby, mean everything to me." Chocolates are nice. But chocolate doesn't let her know that you would kill for her. Like you would actually break that dudes neck if only you were way stronger and more crazy. And flowers are a must. No matter what you do grab at least one flower for her. Too many and it seems like you might be feeling guilty for how you treat her. You probably are a jerk sometimes. But flowers can't convey that deep love you feel inside. That feeling you get when you're walking and you think of her and it makes you want to skip down the street smiling like you just took acid at a Phish concert. Flowers do not tell her that. There is only one way to prove the undying murderous psychedelic love she provokes in you. Slicetruck.

We are making a Heart shaped pizza this Valentine's day to help you show the one you love that you do in fact love them. We are only making one size. To get a heart shaped pie order an 18" pizza and ask us to make it a heart.

ONLY 18" PIZZAS. You can order online and write in the note you want it heart shaped. But remember, YOU MUST ORDER AN 18" PIZZA.

 My SOCAL Hipster love song of the day.
My current favorite song

Valentine's tip for the ladies: Act like you like your charm bracelet. And don't tell your single friends how he bought you a heart shaped Slicetruck pizza. It will only further their depression.

Tip for singles on Valentine's day: Order yourself a pizza and pig out. Do yourself a favor and DO NOT complain about being single on Valentine's day. This isn't a pity party. It's a pizza party!
I want a free slice of pizza!
So you want a free slice of cheese pizza? Here's what you do. Take a picture of your pizza and post it to Instagram and hashtag that sucker with #Slicetruck. You can then add one of your famous hashtags like #fatgirlproblemsdontcarenomnompizzapizza. Just show us that you posted it and follow us and a free cheese slice comes your way. Must be a picture of a whole pizza or partially eaten pizza. Not pictures of slices. Obviously you need to be in the store to show us. Be cool and have fun with it. Like a picture of you eating pizza under water by a coral reef. Perhaps the Great Barrier Reef.
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