We've decided to start reviewing reviews. We'll see where this goes, I'm sure this will encourage some shenanigans on Yelp but we'll take the risk.
"slice of cheese pizza.....for the price of $3 or $5 for two"
We had those prices for about a week in January when we first started. Have you been working on this review for the last 3 months? It shows that it was posted 4/6/2010. Must be a relief to have finally finished the SliceTruck review that's been looming over your head.
"drink options are also pretty small and pretty expensive"
Our cans of soda and bottles of water are 12 ounces and they cost $1 with sales tax included. I'm from outerspace.
"a $5 slice of pizza just seems way too much no matter what sort of fusion fancy pants stuff you're putting on it."
For 2 days we grated white truffles over mushroom slices and sold them for $5 a slice. White truffles are super expensive and we lost money making these. This was in March.
On a positive note, thanks for rounding up your stars.
SliceTruck's review of your review: F because it was late. If this was posted in January when you tried the truck I'd give it a C-. Main problem with this review is that you never explained why it wasn't very good.