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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Slice of Pizza

I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza, the guy gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the guy gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. I would like to exchange this for the "keep it!"

-Mitch Hedberg

Listen to Mitch tell the joke at 1:58 on this clip. But if you have any sense you'd listen to the whole clip. Careful though cause he says the F-word a few times.

-In Hollywood its all about who you know and I know Crackle.

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