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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Say goodnight to the bad guy

What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of real jerks. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your funny fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. Last time you're gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Make way for the bad guy.

Warning: There is some strong language in this clip so cover your ears before you play it. If you are concerned about nudity or violence, you have no reason to worry:

I'm starving.

I feel like the only thing that would really do it for me is a whole pizza from SliceTruck.

I think if I only drink water with it I'll save enough calories to justify eating the whole pizza.

Plus water is good for you.

I hear most people don't drink enough water and cops eat doughnuts.

The water in coffee and beer doesn't count. You have to drink just the water for it to count healthy.

Eat just half the pizza and have a couple of pops with it. And drink the water too. To cancel things out.

Put ice in your water.

Did you see those pizza pictures on Domino's new website? Brilliant, looking good, genius idea, thumbs up. I guess they're going for some sort of reverse psychology. Not woking on me. Reminds me why I don't even consider it, even when I'm in a small town who's only pizza place is a Domino's and its a Sunday during football season and I'm craving a pizza like mad.

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