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Sunday, February 2, 2014

Super Bowl, The modern man's Thanksgiving

This could be your awesome super bowl party

It's that time of year again. Time to put a jersey on and get excited about two teams you don't really like. Time to hate the first person to bring up the commercials and everyone that agrees that they like them more than the game. Time to be amazed how many people actually want to watch the halftime show. This year The Red Hot Chili Peppers will confuse us by being fifty year old dudes wearing socks on their crotches. Some idiot at the party will say something like "Talk about a wardrobe malfunction!". Get ready for ridiculous dips made from cream cheese and mayonnaise. Hungover and bloated by 6 pm. It's the real American holiday. It's Super Bowl.

This year is different. You are in charge, and lucky you Slicetruck is in your neighborhood. So no disrespectful buffet of Papa Johns. You have taste and class. You serve beer in bottles and your football squares cost $5 a piece. You understand that in order to throw a good party you need good food. So get up early and throw your famous "Swedish" meatballs whose secret ingredient is grape jelly in the crockpot and order up the Best Pizza in LA for your party. Order online early and we will do our best to get it to you when specified. We will be busy so delivery times might be off. So keep it cool and plan ahead a bit.

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